New Year Caption Contest: And the Winners Are…

The more philosophical among you will accept that regime change is inevitable, and the more practical will realize it is now upon us.

I realize that in the past some sort of democratic process involving votes, and rights, and other crazy liberal malarkey has been used to judge the caption contest.

This carnage ends now.

We need a tough judge, and that's what I'm going to be. Not like the so-called judges we have had for this contest in the past.

I'm making this contest great again.

And the results are here to see. We've had the best contest ever. We've had the best responses, and the largest number of responses we have ever drawn for any contest ever. Period.

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I've got elizabethtv in second place with entry number 6, -- "I keep hearing 'Winter is coming' but I don't know what it means??"

She gets a gift card worth a bigly $75!

And in third place, with a gift card of $50, is Michelle, with -- "I don't think fun means what you think it means."

That's all, folks. If you don't like my choices, too bad. We sack everyone who disagrees -- which they totally deserve, by the way, for betraying systems designed to protect us all.

Thanks to everyone who participated -- we had a fantastic set of funny and creative entries. In fact, we had so many great entries, so many great entries, I've got tired of great entries.

But don't forget that's only because we have extreme vetting procedures to block bad entries, which I have put in place. Until we can figure out what is going on, we need to keep out bad and dangerous entries.

That's to keep us safe from bad humor, folks. It's all for the best -- trust me. I always make the best decisions. The best decisions. Always. No one makes better decisions than me. They're great.

— Aditya Kishore, Practice Leader, Video Transformation, Telco Transformation