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Mike Robuck
Mike Robuck
4/14/2016 4:05:45 PM
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small project
"The Big Guy wants you to install FTTH to speed up prayers. How long will that take?"

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NewIPLiz
NewIPLiz
4/14/2016 4:23:54 PM
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Missed your time slot
You said you'd be here between 3 and 5pm!

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
4/14/2016 6:56:02 PM
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Stuck In Limbo...
I'm sorry, our computers are down at the moment.. and due to new security measures, we can't let you in to fix them BEFORE you're registered in our database. 

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
4/14/2016 7:52:32 PM
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captions..
Yes, that guy I just let in is Bill Gates. People keep asking me how he got in, and I keep telling them that it's really not that hard for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle.... 

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
4/14/2016 7:55:02 PM
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Re: captions..
It says here that you used to unlock iPhones for the government, too. I'll have to double-check with the Big Guy to see if that's going to count for or against you.

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
4/14/2016 7:59:41 PM
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Re: captions..
Everyone in heaven uses Apple products, but we let in PC tech support guys like yourself because a lot of the folks in here remember what you did for them during Life.

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afwriter
afwriter
4/14/2016 10:26:20 PM
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Mix Up
There must have been a mix up; you want the basement level. 

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afwriter
afwriter
4/14/2016 10:30:10 PM
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Gaming God
Good, you're here.  Our game of Civilizations has been lagging...

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vnewman
vnewman
4/15/2016 12:21:04 AM
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Re: Mix Up
"Sorry, but you're not in the system."

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faryl
faryl
4/15/2016 1:25:13 AM
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We already tried that!
Yes, He tried powering it off and rebooting it already!

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