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Ariella
Ariella
8/5/2016 4:42:27 PM
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first vote
I'll cast mine for "Do you think anyone actually lives there or are we seeing a video loop?" — Michelle

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afwriter
afwriter
8/5/2016 5:21:29 PM
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My vote
"I'm comfortable with an open marriage, but I'm pretty sure that woman will give you a virus."
— Joe Stanganelli

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vnewman
vnewman
8/5/2016 5:29:15 PM
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Re: My vote
"I don't care if she does have a touchscreen, Paul. You keep your hands to yourself." — Joe Stanganelli

Ha!

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DHagar
DHagar
8/5/2016 5:49:16 PM
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Caption Contest
I vote:

"I don't care if she does have a touchscreen, Paul. You keep your hands to yourself." — Joe Stanganelli

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/5/2016 5:55:25 PM
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Preference voting!
I guess no preference voting.. So I'll pick:

"I don't care if she does have a touchscreen, Paul. You keep your hands to yourself." — Joe Stanganelli

It's not like Chicago... where it's "vote early, vote often"! :P

 

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Mike Robuck
Mike Robuck
8/5/2016 5:59:08 PM
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One vote
One person. one vote! Thanks

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/5/2016 6:56:00 PM
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Re: One vote
When do the polls close? :P

I'll help out to tally the votes.. and promise to be verifiably honest. 

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Michelle
Michelle
8/5/2016 6:56:02 PM
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Re: One vote
There were 12 pages of captions!? That's a lot to get through :) ANNND what's the hack you speak of? Did we miss all the action?

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Ariella
Ariella
8/5/2016 7:15:39 PM
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Re: One vote
@Michelle I didn't notice anything different or wrong on the site. Were there any effect for the hack @Mike?

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Mike Robuck
Mike Robuck
8/5/2016 9:31:46 PM
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Re: One vote
My attempt at humor in regards to Russia allegedly hacking the DNC. 

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mpouraryan
mpouraryan
8/5/2016 11:59:04 PM
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Re: One vote
Congrats to all the finalists :)

As for hacking, oh well--it is par of the course you all.

Onward to the W-end as I hope all enjoy the Olympics. 

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Ariella
Ariella
8/7/2016 9:48:47 AM
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Re: One vote
@Mike I see, thanks for clarifying. I think we can breathe easier knowing we're not likely to be targeted by any political interests. 

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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli
8/9/2016 6:14:26 AM
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Re: One vote
@Mike: If it makes you feel any better, I got the joke.  ;)

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Michelle
Michelle
8/11/2016 2:33:24 PM
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Re: One vote
Nice try, better luck next time :)

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Michelle
Michelle
8/5/2016 6:54:43 PM
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Caption Vote
I vote for Ariella :)

"People say abandoned houses bring down property values, so I put up this view of a house with people living in it." — Ariella

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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli
8/9/2016 6:02:41 AM
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Vote
I'm going with:

"...and they just got a Landroid to do the lawn." — jbtombes

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JohnBarnes
JohnBarnes
8/9/2016 7:58:25 AM
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My vote
Can't vote for my own? The rights of the Crass Minority are being trampled!

Well, all right then, I will cast my ballot for:

"I think it's funny when kids in the neighborhood pinch-zoom on them." — mhhf1ve

because as a trained humanities scholar, I believe it has that quality the ancient Greeks referred to as "Being Funny."

And regarding the attempted foreign hack, clearly we need a national plan to call for a study to develop an agenda to build a firewall and make some foreigners someplace pay for it, especially if we can also hire them to build it!

 

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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli
8/11/2016 8:38:45 AM
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Re: My vote
With a five-way tie for second, looks like you've got quite a few coin flips ahead of you, Mike.  ;)

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Michelle
Michelle
8/11/2016 2:36:10 PM
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Re: My vote
@Joe Congrats again, again, again!

Are you planning to take a vacation anytime soon? Maybe unplug for a while? You deserve it. :D

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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli
8/11/2016 2:39:42 PM
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Re: My vote
@Michelle:  Thanks!  And ha!  :)

Congrats on running up!

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Michelle
Michelle
8/11/2016 2:45:29 PM
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Re: My vote
@Joe I'm happy to have been in the running at all ;) Thanks

You're sure you haven't planned an extended stay in a far away land without internet? ;)

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/12/2016 6:29:19 PM
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Re: My vote
> "... because as a trained humanities scholar, I believe it has that quality the ancient Greeks referred to as "Being Funny." "

Aw. Thanks. Too bad I didn't even place this time around. I demand a recount of the randomizer! :P

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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli
8/11/2016 2:38:33 PM
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Thanks, and congrats to the runners-up!
Yay!  Thanks, guys, and thanks, Mike!  :)

@jbtombes: Since I voted for your caption and the randomizer I suggested to Mike picked you for second, will you buy me something?  ;)  (jk) (sort of) ;)

Yeah yeah yeah, I know, I've got my own stuff.  :p

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jbtombes
jbtombes
8/11/2016 4:06:22 PM
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Re: Thanks, and congrats to the runners-up!
How about a Landroid? ($824.18 used on Amazon)

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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli
8/12/2016 11:17:29 AM
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Re: Thanks, and congrats to the runners-up!
@jbtombes: You.  I like you.

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mhhf1ve
mhhf1ve
8/12/2016 6:34:46 PM
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Re: Thanks, and congrats to the runners-up!
Landroids sound so nice in theory.. I wonder how well they actually work, though.

Especially if you have a dog (or a neighborhood dog that likes your yard):

http://thenextweb.com/shareables/2016/08/12/a-roomba-tried-to-vacuum-dog-poop-and-its-even-worse-than-you-imagine

I suppose it doesn't matter in your yard so much, but there are probably other things that would be annoying/gross/inconvenient if they were scattered all over your yard by an unthinking robot. 

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JohnBarnes
JohnBarnes
8/13/2016 7:14:28 PM
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Re: Thanks, and congrats to the runners-up!
mhhf1ve,

It is clear we share a sense of humor. (And perhaps that we are terrible people). That Roomba video made me laugh for five solid minutes. 

On to the next caption contest, and let's not spare the poop jokes!

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batye
batye
8/11/2016 5:26:37 PM
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congrats
congrats to the winners :) 

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