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uno
"He keeps trying to cut his own cord."
due
"I need a crash cart! His battery's dying!"
DHagar
4/17/2017 7:29:59 PM
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"Cartoon Contest"
"I was still downloading - now I have to start all over"!
DHagar
4/17/2017 7:31:24 PM
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Cartoon Contest
"Which You Tube covers - 'Cutting the Umbilical Cord'?"
DHagar
4/17/2017 7:32:54 PM
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Cartoon Contest
"Wait, I haven't finished my email list"!
vnewman
4/18/2017 2:06:12 PM
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Stat!
"Nurse, I'm going to need a crowbar, maybe a scapel."
dcawrey
4/18/2017 3:16:18 PM
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Re: tre
"Streaming Live - I've got 10,000 people watching this journey!"
quattro
"Can you call our HIPAA Compliance Officer? The kid apparently Boomeranged mom's episiotomy."
cinque
"We need a paternity test. The husband says he doesn't have a Samsung."
DHagar
4/18/2017 7:44:19 PM
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Cartoon Contest
"Wait - I want to post this on my Facebook page first"!
DHagar
4/18/2017 7:47:32 PM
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Cartoon Contest
"Did you capture that on You Tube or do we need to do it again?"
DHagar
4/18/2017 7:48:24 PM
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Cartoon Contest
"Which bundled service do you recommend?"
sei
"The worst part is he's on Twitch watching someone play Surgeon Simulator."
afwriter
4/18/2017 10:50:09 PM
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AF1
"He already has more followers than me"
afwriter
4/18/2017 10:51:53 PM
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AF2
"He's asking for a selfie. What do I do?"
afwriter
4/18/2017 10:53:23 PM
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AF3
Welcome to the 21st century where the people are plugged in and the technology is wireless.
Michelle
4/18/2017 11:17:29 PM
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Tell me again
How many hours of Netflix did you say you watched each day of your pregnancy?
elizabethv
4/19/2017 1:02:10 PM
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Liz 1
I knew it was only a matter of time before this happened.
elizabethv
4/19/2017 1:03:36 PM
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Liz 2
So, you dialate to 10 for the baby, does the phone come out with the baby, or after?
elizabethv
4/19/2017 1:04:31 PM
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Liz 3
They recommend bringing gifts for your older children to give them "from" the baby - so who wants to take this away from the baby so we can give it to her big brother?
elizabethv
4/19/2017 1:05:41 PM
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Liz 4
Yeah, there's no way you could have had that baby naturally. A c-section was the best option for both of you. He would have never come out with a phone in his hands. Well, maybe a flip phone, but definitely not a smart phone.
DHagar
4/19/2017 5:59:53 PM
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Cartoon Contest
"I wonder if this will make a good selfie?"
sette
"He came out following Kim Kardashian."
JohnBarnes
4/20/2017 10:35:19 PM
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#
He typed  . Do I still have to slap his butt?
otto
"I think he wants us to sign for delivery."
nove
"12.7 ounces! That's the biggest phone we've delivered!"
dieci
"He's not a stillbirth after all! Just playing Candy Crush."
undici
"As mandated reporters, should we be concerned that she's Snapchatting nudes?"
dodici
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Dent. Your daughter's signal is dead."
tredici
"Five bars and two eyes. We've got a healthy baby."
quattordici
"Sorry, we don't have any LifeProof cases. Just don't drop him."
quindici
"He's still a little wet. I need 200 cc's of rice stat!"
Michelle
4/21/2017 2:37:26 PM
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Uh
Impressive dexterity for a newborn!
Michelle
4/21/2017 2:37:55 PM
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steal
The child took my phone?
mpouraryan
4/24/2017 1:55:07 PM
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Re: steal
"...Well, Got to break 'em early now, won't we?" :) :)
Michelle
4/21/2017 2:39:09 PM
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market expansion
Children's games for mobile have made it to a whole new market...
Michelle
4/21/2017 2:39:38 PM
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Start 'em early
Who brought the phone into my delivery room!?
sedici
"Doctor, I can't get him to use the 'cry' ringtone."
Ariella
4/24/2017 10:57:55 AM
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Re: sedici
He just posted the photo on Instagram with the hashtag #Onceinalifetime
Ariella
4/24/2017 10:58:35 AM
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Re: sedici
He told me not to cut the cord until he gets the angle just right for the selfie.
JohnBarnes
4/22/2017 3:26:07 PM
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Wait, so you meant, "try turning the USB the other way"?
JohnBarnes
4/22/2017 3:29:13 PM
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Oh, it's a boy all right. He's snapchatting shots of my chest.
diciassette
"It's a #boy!"
mpouraryan
4/24/2017 1:54:14 PM
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Re: diciassette
Are you sure? Sometimes looks can be truly deceiving in this era of "Alternative Facts" :) :)
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:13:47 PM
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caption
"The Dad says he's not a cord cutter, but it looks like his kid wants to be mobile now."
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:25:19 PM
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"The Mother said she wanted a natural birth. Is this natural?"
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:26:45 PM
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"Looks like the phone has been gestating for 9 months, and the kid already wants to upgrade..."
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:28:22 PM
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"Congratulations! You have a healthy baby.. and a very waterproof smartphone"
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:30:00 PM
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"How did this kid get his hands on an iPhone8 already?"
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:31:13 PM
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"Is this the Third Coming of Steve Jobs?"
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:36:53 PM
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"The kid has an app for his Apgar score already..."
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:40:39 PM
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"The kid is asking if anyone has a charger..?"
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:45:22 PM
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"The Mom said she wanted the best for her baby, but she handed him a Lumia..."
mhhf1ve
4/24/2017 2:47:18 PM
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"Did the AMA recommedations for screen time change recently?"
mhhf1ve
5/1/2017 7:18:35 PM
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"Luckily, this Samsung didn't catch on fire.."
mhhf1ve
5/1/2017 7:23:48 PM
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Re: caption
"His mom said she knew he was ready to come out when he called her to come get him...?"
mhhf1ve
5/1/2017 7:24:31 PM
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Re: caption
"He's checking his own selfie for jaundice..."
mhhf1ve
5/1/2017 7:25:31 PM
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Re: caption
"He says he wants to talk to the E*TRADE baby!"
Ariella
5/2/2017 3:59:00 PM
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@mhhf1ve or maybe he's the new one. The babies must age out of the role at some point.
mhhf1ve
5/10/2017 6:02:41 PM
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"This is the earliest adopter I've ever seen. And now he's bragging about it on Snap and 3 other social platforms I haven't heard of."
mhhf1ve
5/10/2017 6:14:24 PM
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"Right before the dad passed out, he said something about knowing where the data overage fees were coming from..."
mhhf1ve
5/10/2017 6:22:40 PM
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Re: caption
"He just created a viral hashtag -- #wasntbornyesterday"
mhhf1ve
5/10/2017 6:24:45 PM
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"He just asked Siri to recommend a good place to eat nearby..."
mhhf1ve
5/10/2017 6:27:53 PM
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Re: caption
"This test tube baby comes with a free phone..?"
mhhf1ve
5/10/2017 6:35:29 PM
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"He's already opened up a feeding tracker app..."
1
Looks like the baby is well trained...
3
Born adapter...welcome to the new era people !!!
4
Here comes...future founder of Live Streaming A-Z Inc...
Ariella
4/25/2017 9:02:30 AM
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Re: 4
He captioned the picture, "I've been waiting 9 months for this moment."
Ariella
4/25/2017 9:03:03 AM
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Re: 4
The next generation smartphone is born.
Michelle
4/26/2017 2:15:07 PM
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Re: 4
@Ariella great one!! I think you're spot on
Ariella
4/26/2017 2:29:01 PM
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srufolo1
4/26/2017 12:35:14 AM
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Caption Contest
"But, doc, if I smack his butt the phone will drop and crack."
srufolo1
4/26/2017 12:37:02 AM
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Caption Contest
He just couldn't wait to get his hands on the iPhone 8.
srufolo1
4/26/2017 12:41:20 AM
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Caption Contest
And so begins a whole new era. Move over, Millennials!
srufolo1
4/26/2017 12:43:09 AM
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Caption Contest
Taping his own birth for his mom is a new one on me.
diciotto
"I didn't drop him! His butt is supposed to have a crack in it."
diciannove
"Somebody tell Dr. Adams he'll never believe where he left his phone."
venti
"Don't worry about it. At his age, 'Periscoping' is involuntary and completely normal."
srufolo1
4/26/2017 10:11:01 AM
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Caption Contest
Has the winner of the last Caption Contest been revealed, or did I miss something in that article? This Caption Contest ought to produce some interesting responses!
mhhf1ve
5/1/2017 7:15:24 PM
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Re: Caption Contest
> "Has the winner of the last Caption Contest been revealed, or did I miss something in that article?"
Yup, if you go back to the archives.. the winners were announced.
http://www.telcotransformation.com/author.asp?section_id=396&doc_id=730865
http://www.telcotransformation.com/archives.asp?blogs=yes
srufolo1
5/4/2017 11:39:01 AM
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Re: Caption Contest
@mhhf1ve Thank you. I will definitely go back to that article and check out who the winners were.
ventuno
"The new head of the nursery is a Millennial. So when the mom asked for a mobile..."
ventidue
"I swear, everybody's got an iPhone 7 Plus but me!"
5
Hello World, next gen millenial is here...
6
Ready steady, go smart.
elizabethv
4/27/2017 10:21:43 PM
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Liz 5
Does he have to meet his educational time before he can start watching Paw Patrol?
elizabethv
4/27/2017 10:22:05 PM
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Liz 6
How much screen time are you giving her these days?
elizabethv
4/27/2017 10:22:55 PM
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Liz 7
Since we changed the Apgar requirements, your son has scored a 10. But 5 years ago, he would have failed ma'am.
elizabethv
4/27/2017 10:23:51 PM
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Liz 8
Don't worry, Disney paid off the WHO and they're now saying 5 hours of screen time is okay for babies under 2 weeks.
Michelle
4/28/2017 2:52:29 PM
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Nimble
Sneaky little guy, isn't he?
Michelle
4/28/2017 2:53:19 PM
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finally
I guess the future has arrived...
Michelle
4/28/2017 2:55:41 PM
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corded/cordless
It's time to disconnect...
elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:27:41 PM
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Liz 9
Congratulations! It's a millenial!
elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:28:10 PM
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Liz 10
How in the world was he able to keep it charged?
elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:28:26 PM
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elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:28:49 PM
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Liz 12
What do you mean he has 3,000 more followers than me?
elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:29:10 PM
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elizabethv
4/28/2017 10:29:27 PM
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Liz 14
Have you tried cutting the cord?
JohnBarnes
4/29/2017 12:26:53 AM
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It won't take 'waaaaaaaa" for a password but that's the only thing he can type yet.
ventitre
"Spanking didn't work, so we're showing him the first three seasons of Game of Thrones."
Michelle
4/29/2017 3:08:05 PM
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Big announcement
New tech has arrived with a small bonus!
Michelle
4/29/2017 3:17:48 PM
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unknown
I don't want to know where he found that...
ventiquattro
"Quick labor. He had Waze."
venticinque
"This is my TaskRabbit client?"
ventisei
"This is nothing. The baby last night was streaming to a connected UHD."
ventisette
"What do you mean, 'Here comes the router'?!"
dcawrey
4/30/2017 11:45:01 AM
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Re: ventisette
"Device is paired. No need for bluetooth."
Michelle
4/30/2017 4:21:55 PM
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found it!
I found the extra sound we heard.
Michelle
4/30/2017 4:23:33 PM
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Camera Whiz
He got a shot of my good side!
Michelle
4/30/2017 4:38:39 PM
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twin
I thought you said we were expecting twins!
Michelle
4/30/2017 4:40:44 PM
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shipped
Version 2.0 has arrived!
Michelle
4/30/2017 4:42:21 PM
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elizabethv
4/30/2017 9:02:04 PM
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Liz 15
Excuse me, can I have the WiFi password?
elizabethv
4/30/2017 9:02:40 PM
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Liz 16
Alexa is having difficulty connecting to your network.
elizabethv
4/30/2017 9:02:55 PM
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elizabethv
4/30/2017 9:08:44 PM
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Liz 18
I've found a baby's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have my cell phone.
elizabethv
4/30/2017 9:13:48 PM
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Liz 19
He's got the iPhone 4, do you want to put him back?
mhhf1ve
5/5/2017 12:42:20 PM
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Stranger than fiction..
I just saw this story about a baby holding something a bit less amusing?
http://people.com/human-interest/woman-births-baby-despite-iud/
Re: Stranger than fiction..
@mhhf1ve - Wow!! Maybe that's why it didn't work. The doctor isn't supposed to put it in the baby's hand.... Lol.
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