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elizabethv
elizabethv
7/21/2017 9:27:38 AM
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Liz 14
I suppose you come to work in one of those fancy "driverless" cars. You're all Tesla brand anymore though, right? 

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jbtombes
jbtombes
7/21/2017 4:05:32 PM
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JT 1
"10010100 10010100 10010100 (Blah blah blah)"

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jbtombes
jbtombes
7/21/2017 4:06:46 PM
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JT 2
"So I know I'm really smart, but it just seems so fake. Know what I mean?"

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jbtombes
jbtombes
7/21/2017 4:07:55 PM
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JT 3
"I really want to identify as cloud native, but I'm constrained by my legacy parents."

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srufolo1
srufolo1
7/21/2017 4:38:24 PM
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Re: Caption Contest
"I had been feeling a little depressed since I noticed a horseshoe pattern baldness, but now when I look at you, I feel a lot better abot (did I say abot?) myself."

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srufolo1
srufolo1
7/21/2017 4:40:24 PM
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Re: Caption Contest
"I've been told by my human therapists that I suffer from middle child syndrome. Where do you fall in your family?"

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JohnBarnes
JohnBarnes
7/22/2017 1:11:36 PM
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It's not that I don't have faith in you, Doc, but I'm wondering why it's been four sessions since you've moved, or said anything other than "Oil can."

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JohnBarnes
JohnBarnes
7/22/2017 1:25:06 PM
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I know everyone chooses it eventually. I understand, that therapist told you I'm a classic case of protoplasm dysphoria. I know it will save me a fortune in medical bills. But I wish you wouldn't pressure me. I just don't feel ready for whole-body migration yet, Dad.

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dcawrey
dcawrey
7/23/2017 2:43:07 PM
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"Alright, so tell me more about these 'Jetsons' lucid dreams you've been having." 

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mpouraryan
mpouraryan
7/23/2017 3:46:36 PM
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"My kids are swept away by AI, my Wife seems to be mesmermized by it all--and I am stuck, shall I just get an AI implant..."? 

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